HAH watching my next door neighbor getting one of his parties busted

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

(via covocal)

You guys don’t know this but I’m pretty fucking amazing at transforming myself from a hideous beast to a normal human being

- Anonymous:

You are the single most attractive person I have ever seen on Tumblr


so tumblrs very new to you then?


"I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show"

Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)

(Source: andisaysthings, via covocal)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via covocal)