HAH watching my next door neighbor getting one of his parties busted


please stop asking me about my future ill cry

(via covocal)

You guys don’t know this but I’m pretty fucking amazing at transforming myself from a hideous beast to a normal human being

- Anonymous:

You are the single most attractive person I have ever seen on Tumblr

so tumblrs very new to you then?

"I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show"

Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)

(Source: andisaysthings, via covocal)


hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via covocal)